Can I lick yer nipple?

My dog has a fascination with nekkid flesh.

He licks ankles, fingers, hands, arms, face...anything that happens to be exposed. The other night, K & I were sitting at the table smokin' a fattie and Eddie was pestering to be petted and was licking K's hand, who was sitting there shirtless. So when K put his hands up to avoid the licking...Eddie did what comes naturally...and licked up his belly and up across his nipple.

I tell ya...I nearly fell off the chair laughing...

Maybe ya had to be there...